Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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