I am in a vortex of obligation.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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