I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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