remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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