You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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