its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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