Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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