I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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