yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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