So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Quick, to the slutcave!
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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