matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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