its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
They took my balls.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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