Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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