I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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