So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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