I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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