ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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