"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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