wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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