I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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