dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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