I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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