I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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