We tried having a conversation with our noses.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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