Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
