"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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