STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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