she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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