I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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