dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
