I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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