Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I will pee on everything he values.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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