She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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