i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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