He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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