Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
We left an ass print on the piano.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Randomize
