Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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