why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
did you just send me my own nude
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Please don't give away my fajitas
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