i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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