I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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