And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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