He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
