just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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