All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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