If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
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