Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
