It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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