You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
