Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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