Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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