yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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