how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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