the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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