She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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