Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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